I just had the most amazing (batshit) dream ever. So amazing, I'm actually writing about it in public, that's pretty amazing.
It starts off kinda normal, I'm just washing dishes and helping my family when my tio gives me a salamander as a pet. I put the bugger in a cup and continue.
Skip forward to where I am suddenly battling animals that act as spies that want to kill me. Armed with the most bootlegged gun ever, which is still completely badass because I can shoot things with it, apparently the BBs are laced in something to take down the furry spies. That is, if they're not tigers or some shit the next time.
Everyday, a new family member